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We're not going to be delivering a bill to the president's desk that is veto bait. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

We're not going to be delivering a bill to the president's desk that is veto bait.

It concerns me that some executive branch officials have recently been making suggestions that congressional initiatives and specific recommendations for funding and appropriations bills are unwarranted intrusions in the budget process, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

It concerns me that some executive branch officials have recently been making suggestions that congressional initiatives and specific recommendations for funding and appropriations bills are unwarranted intrusions in the budget process,

It will be the greatest appropriations outlay for a disaster in the history of doing this, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

It will be the greatest appropriations outlay for a disaster in the history of doing this,

I had a box of Kleenex and I'm bawling like a child and I'm not believing it, ... If I had the slightest chance of helping them a little, how do you not? ... These people are in trouble now. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I had a box of Kleenex and I'm bawling like a child and I'm not believing it, ... If I had the slightest chance of helping them a little, how do you not? ... These people are in trouble now.

We intend to support our troops as long as they have to serve in this region and are faced with this challenge, (it) is very, very important and Milosevic is watching the members today. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

We intend to support our troops as long as they have to serve in this region and are faced with this challenge, (it) is very, very important and Milosevic is watching the members today.

The leader and the speaker gave their word to our members. We can?t ask for any more than that from our speaker. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

The leader and the speaker gave their word to our members. We can?t ask for any more than that from our speaker.

Ask

very close, particularly because the inclusiveness theme very much fits this mix of suburban California. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

very close, particularly because the inclusiveness theme very much fits this mix of suburban California.

That's a relationship we need to formalize, ... We would be absolutely foolish not to examine carefully the lessons learned, and there's an awful lot that we'll learn. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

That's a relationship we need to formalize, ... We would be absolutely foolish not to examine carefully the lessons learned, and there's an awful lot that we'll learn.

The county can't even enforce the permits they've issued and they want to issue more. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

The county can't even enforce the permits they've issued and they want to issue more.

I got up, and bang I was skipping all over the master bedroom. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I got up, and bang I was skipping all over the master bedroom.

While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend,

IÃ¢â¬â¢d like to thank everyone involved in making this really terrific show one of the best Telethons ever. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

IÃ¢â¬â¢d like to thank everyone involved in making this really terrific show one of the best Telethons ever.

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.

American Comedian Funny Life

The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.' - Jerry Lewis Quotes

The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'

I've had great success being a total idiot. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I've had great success being a total idiot.

American Comedian Funny Success

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

American Comedian Funny Genius

When I sit back and think a little more rationally, I realize my life is half, so I must learn to do things halfway. I just have to learn to try to be good at being a half a person ... and get on with my life. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

When I sit back and think a little more rationally, I realize my life is half, so I must learn to do things halfway. I just have to learn to try to be good at being a half a person ... and get on with my life.

Life

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house! - Jerry Lewis Quotes

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!

American Comedian Funny Pity

I get paid for what most kids get punished for. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

American Comedian Funny Kids

My door is always open to any member who wishes to build consensus on reducing unnecessary spending. My preference is to consider any proposal in a thoughtful, deliberate manner rather than reading about it in the newspaper. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

My door is always open to any member who wishes to build consensus on reducing unnecessary spending. My preference is to consider any proposal in a thoughtful, deliberate manner rather than reading about it in the newspaper.

Every manÃ¢â¬â¢s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

Every manÃ¢â¬â¢s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Man

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit, ... I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit, ... I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.

[Finally, Jerry Lewis announced Thursday that his annual Labor Day Telethon benefiting the Muscular Dystrophy Association will also reach out and solicit funds for Katrina relief efforts.] While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend, ... We simply couldn't ignore the need to help. We already have the infrastructure in place. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

[Finally, Jerry Lewis announced Thursday that his annual Labor Day Telethon benefiting the Muscular Dystrophy Association will also reach out and solicit funds for Katrina relief efforts.] While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend, ... We simply couldn't ignore the need to help. We already have the infrastructure in place.

I'm overjoyed we were able to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina and at the same time continue our 40-year tradition of helping my kids, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I'm overjoyed we were able to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina and at the same time continue our 40-year tradition of helping my kids,

We simply couldn't ignore the need to help. We already have the infrastructure in place, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

We simply couldn't ignore the need to help. We already have the infrastructure in place,

The Day the Clown Cried. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

The Day the Clown Cried.

Of course, IÃ¢â¬â¢m not surprised. The American people have never let me down. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

Of course, IÃ¢â¬â¢m not surprised. The American people have never let me down.

Dean and Me: (A Love Story) - Jerry Lewis Quotes

Dean and Me: (A Love Story)

Love

The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television and you're going to have very, very fine, natural children. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television and you're going to have very, very fine, natural children.

American Comedian Children Funny

Dean and Me - Jerry Lewis Quotes

Dean

The human needs in the Gulf region are all too apparent, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

The human needs in the Gulf region are all too apparent,

It will take nothing less than a domestic Marshall Plan to rebuild our roads and utilities and homes and businesses. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

It will take nothing less than a domestic Marshall Plan to rebuild our roads and utilities and homes and businesses.

I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic,

I'm sitting there hearing him pick up my rhythm. And my beats, which are all mine, and a lot of people would love to have them, but it's tough, you either have them or you don't, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I'm sitting there hearing him pick up my rhythm. And my beats, which are all mine, and a lot of people would love to have them, but it's tough, you either have them or you don't,

We're all getting diabetes from her cookies. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

We're all getting diabetes from her cookies.

cooperative with our investigators. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

cooperative with our investigators.

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth ... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth ... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.

American Comedian Funny Hurt

I spent a half-million dollars just traveling, doing, trying [and] bringing doctors to me, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I spent a half-million dollars just traveling, doing, trying [and] bringing doctors to me,

He said, 'Listen, can you wait an hour before you blow your head off?' I said, 'Yes.' - Jerry Lewis Quotes

He said, 'Listen, can you wait an hour before you blow your head off?' I said, 'Yes.'

Wouldn't that be nice if they did? Although, when you have a charity that's dealing with life and death today ... something that's really imminent, it's tough to tell other people what to do. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

Wouldn't that be nice if they did? Although, when you have a charity that's dealing with life and death today ... something that's really imminent, it's tough to tell other people what to do.

If a chick turned me down years ago, I said, `There's another few outside, don't worry about it.' I can't take no when I know children and victims are standing around waiting for someone to help them. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

If a chick turned me down years ago, I said, `There's another few outside, don't worry about it.' I can't take no when I know children and victims are standing around waiting for someone to help them.

Worry

For the work I've done, I've been accused of being so selfless, but I have to correct that: I'm probably the most selfish man you'll ever meet in life, because no one gets the satisfaction or joy that I get in seeing kids realize there is hope. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

For the work I've done, I've been accused of being so selfless, but I have to correct that: I'm probably the most selfish man you'll ever meet in life, because no one gets the satisfaction or joy that I get in seeing kids realize there is hope.

Work

And he's right on the money every time. And I'm hysterical laughing at this kid! - Jerry Lewis Quotes

And he's right on the money every time. And I'm hysterical laughing at this kid!

Money

the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life.

Life

He lived his way, and it didn't in any way encumber anyone around him, ... I never envied it, because I looked at it. It was studied carelessness, and he did a hell of a job of getting those in the mix to either stay away or embrace him when he needed it. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

He lived his way, and it didn't in any way encumber anyone around him, ... I never envied it, because I looked at it. It was studied carelessness, and he did a hell of a job of getting those in the mix to either stay away or embrace him when he needed it.

The American businessman is somebody who talks about golf all morning long in the office, then for the rest of the day discusses business on the golf course. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

The American businessman is somebody who talks about golf all morning long in the office, then for the rest of the day discusses business on the golf course.

There's an awful lot of people who are wondering why there weren't military police at every corner in New Orleans, - Jerry Lewis Quotes

There's an awful lot of people who are wondering why there weren't military police at every corner in New Orleans,

I don't know of a member of the House who has more support from this conference than Tom DeLay has. Members are very solidly behind him and they view this as a temporary thing that is highly political and partisan. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I don't know of a member of the House who has more support from this conference than Tom DeLay has. Members are very solidly behind him and they view this as a temporary thing that is highly political and partisan.

I love you all, I love France, I have always for 60 years and I always will. - Jerry Lewis Quotes

I love you all, I love France, I have always for 60 years and I always will.

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